As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.


I. I go out to lunch with a friend. We talk about work, we talk about school, we talk about books. We talk about our lives, but mostly hers. When the topic turns to me, I take great pains to ensure that the conversation does not stray from how crazy I am, how fucked up I am,…

idea of letting someone close enough to hurt me effortlessly makes my stomach turn